We all have that girl or boy in our life who is a mere slampiece — good for some boinky-boinky every once in awhile, but that's all. As in "I smashed her like tenderly last night" or even "I smashed their like at full force and they came immediately. Duel your lightsabers in the middle of the street to make a statement about politics. But what about saying "make a sex" in a cartoonishly Italian accent while pinching your fingers together? It's almost and goddamn, we are in need of some new slang words for sex. Everyone needs at least one selfuckbuddy in their lives. A selfuckbuddy is someone who exists merely to receive your fire nude selfies.
Jayleen. Age: 31.
Thanks to vibrators and feminism, women are completely self-sufficient organisms.
Cali. Age: 26.
10 Sex Slang Terms That Will Be Bae in 2016
As we've already established, saying "let's have sex" is boring. We all have that girl or boy in our life who is a mere slampiece — good for some boinky-boinky every once in awhile, but that's all. Studies show that you're ten times more likely to get dicked down if you hit on someone in an obviously fake accent; that's just science. We know what "boinking" is — it's boning — but this slang is tired.