You nearly forget Bret Michaels is in the room. This is just sloppy filmmaking, especially from a veteran music video director. There's even suspense when they almost hit a rock not a euphemism, a literal rock. So I'll say this: It's sweet. Considering this is pornographic genre of great cultural interest, I've ranked 11 pivotal celebrity sex tapes here from best to worst—as measured purely by their cinematic qualities.
Sawyer. Age: 24.
Here she's wearing knee-high boots in a Stevie-Nicks-sex-goddess look.
Landry. Age: 29.
11 Celebrity Sex Tapes, Ranked by Cinematic Value
Bonus points for self-deprecating jokes about his crummy photography and pubic hair. There's no fun in watching them debate where to station the camera on a table. There are few moments in cinema as tender and sincere as when Pam says, "He's gotta get me through the rest of my life.